I was going to the supermarket and as I was walking from my car to the door, there was a guy on the sidewalk with a clipboard. As I approached him, he asked if I wanted to sign up for whatever-it-was.
I pleasantly sang, No thank you! and bounced past him.
He called after me, annoyed, Then why were you smiling?
I looked over my shoulder and replied back, Because I'm happy!
The weather was cold (under 10 degrees) and very, very windy, so it made for a tough 18 holes, but it was still a lot of fun! We rented a golf cart so I didn’t use my new pushy cart. I discovered that my set contained two 5H clubs, so I have to exchange one for a 4H. I didn’t lose any pink balls, either, although I had some pretty good retrievers watching where they land… thanks boys! I might have abandoned 2 in the tall grass if I had been searching for them on my own. Mostly I hit pretty straight so the pink balls were easy to see. I also didn’t shoot over the water because the wind was so bad and honestly, I can’t drive them all that far yet.
In the end, my score card contained mostly :) faces, a few meh faces, and only one :( face! All in all, a great round because I had fun!
I found this cup, coaster, and small platter set at Winners. Now it is sitting on my desk.
I saw this clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show and I was LOL-ing at my desk. Actor Justin Long is talking about how he got a random text and showing the chat thread that ensued.
Here are the new links, but it's in 3 parts now.
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e3PGMpVwIY
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afhk5VDCpb0
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFps0RHZx-w
While back to school shopping at Staples, M and I were drooling over some pink office equipment. They would be awesome for her computer space (and mine!)
A funny hairband video.
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook.....)
Why'd you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered "You've Got Mail."
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)...CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom's on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you'll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don't mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she's a joke...
except for Steve who says that she's
a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from "hugs" to "Will and Grace."
It's getting to the point I'll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)Wrote in my status,
"boss is keeping me at work."
Mom responded, "now I see
why you told me he's a jerk."
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom's the reason why.
Now I'm starving and I'm lonely
and I'm probably gonna die... (because)CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
Now I've gotta watch every word.
My mom's on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom's on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder...
My mom's on Facebook.
...that I came out her vagina!My mom's on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin's communion.
My mom's on Facebook.
It's like a family reunion.
My mom's on Facebook.
I'm trying not to be bitter...
My mom's on Facebook.
...but she just found me on Twitter!My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms!
They're all on Facebook
Who wouldn’t want one of these? *drool*
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