Nuclear Wasteland

(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Sirens ring!
Are you listening?
In the lane!
Fallout’s glistening!
A horrible sight!
We’re deformed tonight!
Walking in a Nuclear Wasteland!

Gone away is the bluebird!
They’re all dead, all the bluebirds!
Society’s gone -- I’m wearing a thong!
Walking in a Nuclear Wasteland!

In the meadow we can build an ashman!
And pretend that he is Jimmy Dean!
He’ll say, "Got some sausage?" We’ll say, "No Man!
But I hear that my friend here’s very lean!"

Later on we’ll perspire
In the heat of the fire!
And drink atom-ade!
Beneath atom-shade!
Walking in a Nuclear Wasteland!

 

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