While back to school shopping at Staples, M and I were drooling over some pink office equipment. They would be awesome for her computer space (and mine!)
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
My Mom's on Facebook
A funny hairband video.
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook.....)
Why'd you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered "You've Got Mail."
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)...CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom's on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you'll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don't mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she's a joke...
except for Steve who says that she's
a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from "hugs" to "Will and Grace."
It's getting to the point I'll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)Wrote in my status,
"boss is keeping me at work."
Mom responded, "now I see
why you told me he's a jerk."
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom's the reason why.
Now I'm starving and I'm lonely
and I'm probably gonna die... (because)CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
Now I've gotta watch every word.
My mom's on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom's on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder...
My mom's on Facebook.
...that I came out her vagina!My mom's on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin's communion.
My mom's on Facebook.
It's like a family reunion.
My mom's on Facebook.
I'm trying not to be bitter...
My mom's on Facebook.
...but she just found me on Twitter!My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms!
They're all on Facebook
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
iPhone 4G Diamond edition
Who wouldn’t want one of these? *drool*
The iphone 4G Diamond Edition is yet another masterpiece from the Stuart Hughes collection. The whole surrounding frame is encrusted with circa 6.5cts of top quality VVS , colour 'F' diamonds, individually set sparkling gems.The rear section houses beautiful solid Platinum and Diamond Apple logo. Combining the splendid design of the 4G iphone, with the magical radiance of diamonds, has created an exquisite work of art. There is no finer, purer, or rarer gem than the diamond. Celebrate your individuality with the Diamond iphone. The handset is 32gb ,factory unlocked for worldwide use. Also included is a luxurious hand finished wallet made from real Ostrich foot. As well as the wallets slim and unique design it also offers functionality in holding up to 4 credit cards Available as a ltd Edition of only 50 to be made. You can also find other variations of this handset at www.goldstriker.co.uk
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
iPhone 4
ways I can without the jailbreak.
I have changed the carrier name.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Choose your own story
Remember the days of the choose your own adventure books? Here's a commercial where you control the ending.
Yesterday's fortunes
Hidden in one cookie, were three fortunes.
- How about France? I could go for a trip there.
- Green, hmmmmm, maybe I’ll come in to a bunch of money, although our money hasn’t been green for years.
- So far I wouldn’t call today a productive day, but I guess it depends on the definition of productive. At least I didn’t sleep in too late.
And in my second cookie, just one fortune:
Fortune Cookies
I bet I eat more fortune cookies than the average Chinese person!
These are the ones scattered about my desk. I probably have just as many floating around my house and at the bottom of various purses.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
The Adjustment Bureau
Matt Damon, a chick who runs in heels, a gripping love story, and a paranormal agency trying to keep the couple apart – it has to be cool!
I saw a trailer for this in the theatre not too long ago, but the release isn’t scheduled until March 2011.
(link)
Best movie I’ve seen in a long time
I saw Inception on Saturday night. I heard from sources that you shouldn’t be late getting there, and don’t doze off or get up to leave the theatre, in other words, don’t miss a second of it, or you might get lost.
The movie wasn’t hard to watch. The plot is simple. Yes, if missed screen time then you might have missed something vital, but the movie was so engaging that I couldn’t see myself leaving my seat. It is the underlying motive in the movie that will keep you thinking about it as you leave the theatre. I had a few “I know what’s going to happen next” instances, but it didn’t spoil the movie. The scene transitions were flawless and the acting was amazing. It really is as brilliant as everyone is saying!
Plot summary from IMDB (without giving anything away):
Dom Cobb is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of extraction, stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state, when the mind is at its most vulnerable. Cobb's rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacherous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him everything he has ever loved. Now Cobb is being offered a chance at redemption. One last job could give him his life back but only if he can accomplish the impossible-inception. Instead of the perfect heist, Cobb and his team of specialists have to pull off the reverse: their task is not to steal an idea but to plant one. If they succeed, it could be the perfect crime. But no amount of careful planning or expertise can prepare the team for the dangerous enemy that seems to predict their every move. An enemy that only Cobb could have seen coming.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Looking out the window
Green grass, yellow fields, blue sky and white clouds makes a pretty picture.
These pictures don’t do the view justice.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
16 Hardgate, Aberdeen, Scotland
to to http://google.com/maps and search for 16 Hardgate, Aberdeen, Scotland
Drag the little yellow man to the Pinpoint “A” location and pan around.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Wine in a Can
I am drinking wine in a can, a BillyRock Station Chardonnay. I saw it at the Aligra Wine & Spirits, in West Edmonton Mall. They guy working there said it wasn’t too bad, and for only $5 a can, I decided to give it a try. Chardonnay isn’t my drink of choice, but in a pinch, this wine will do the trick. It tastes better than a lot of house wines.
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