George, my Serta Counting Sheep that has been in my window for probably 5 years has been evicted, and replaced with the giantmicrobes Mono, Chlamydia, and Polio.
Yesterday i was walking to my car (not wearing my glasses) and from a block away I saw something green in the window. I thought, WTF! That better not be a ticket, because I know I still have 2 minutes left on the parking meter! I laughed to myself when I realised what it was. Oh, that’s not a ticket, it’s just my happy little toy Chlamydia!