Bacon, makes everything better.

Bacon bandaids would make my boo-boos better. (link)

What time is it?

 

It’s BACON TIME!!! … I wonder if the plastic smells like bacon.

from McPhee.com

If I was a cat

I'd be like,

… receive bacon

This one made me giggle when I saw it in my Inbox.

(if you haven’t figured it out, it’s instructions on the hot air blower found in public washrooms)

Everything should taste like bacon

I haven’t hid that fact that lately I have been a bacon devouring machine. As a result, I have been given a few bacon alternative suggestions.  First it was suggested I try turkey bacon – hideous, foul taste in my mouth!  And the texture was gross.  Not crispy like real bacon.

Then there was the suggestion of Baconnaise.  that’s just wrong!  Who thought it would be a good idea to fuse two ultra-fatty foods? Why not just save your own bacon grease and smear it on your sandwich?  I believe bacon in a sandwich should be something you chew on, and should not be available in a spread.

 

Today I received an awesome suggestion, one that has my mouth watering and has me wanting to race out to Safeway to see if they sell it: Baconsalt.  Oh drool, I think it would taste delicious on baked potatoes or French fries, when you just want a subtle hint of bacon flavour.  And it comes in 9 flavours!