Last night we attended Scott's Christmas party... at the Coast Terrace Inn, and YES, I went shopping while at the party. He sent me to the gift shopping to get batteries and on a drunken whim I bought a PUSSY CAT! First I was going to get a squirrel, as a reminder of Bob Layton and his squirrel singing:
The day the squirrel went berzerk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In that sleepy little town of Pasquagula
It was a fight for survival
That broke out in revival
We were jumping pews and shouting
I strut back into the banquet room (Michelle, you know my super-model walk) with this stuffed cat folded over my arm, and everyone is like WTF?! It made for a funny story, and a lot of people had fun with the pussy.