Angel, wearing her strappy black stilettos, walks into Metropolis comic book shop and stops at the counter.
geek guy: Can I help you?
Angel: I'm looking for a doll. A man doll. An Illidan Stormrage doll.
geek guy: They are action figures.
Angel: Whatever. I've already received the talk about it.
geek guy: Bottom shelf over there, blue box, behind Wolverine.
geek guy: So you're the girlfriend. A guy called earlier and said he'd see if his girlfriend could pick it up. I thought he was joking.
Angel: That would be me. He's been trying to get his hands on one of these dolls for a while.
geek guy: You should make him sweat a little. Tell him you couldn't get it.
Angel: I totally already have that planned ! I'm going to tell him some other geek scooped it up before I could get to it.
I didn't think of it until I was leaving, but when he first asked if he could help me, I should have looked at my hand (like a cheat sheet) before saying "Illidan Stormrage" and then laugh and show him that there really wasn't anything written on my palm.