My waking thought this morning...
That incestuous beeping is interrupting my sleep!
(my brain hadn't fully registered that it was the alarm signally me to wake up; I just interpretted it as annoying beeping, like as if a large truck was backing up outside my open window)
Immediately afterwards, Dallas Green started singing to me in my head.
'Cause maybe then I could sleep at night
I wouldn't lie awake until the morning light
This is something that I'll never control
My nerves will be the death of me, I know...