... only this spider isn't so itsy bitsy! And it's freaking gross! Like as in so gross you can't help but stare at it. His web is right by the side door of the garage. He comes out at night and sleeps tucked along a ridge in the garage siding. I wanted to squish it with a book, but I was held back. I think the threat that I would be squished too might have been thrown my way.