Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bra Stuffing

I saw a very unsettling sight tonight.

A rather large lady with an equally large bosom that was trying to escape from the white low-cut tank top,  was pushing a cart towards me in the Wal-Mart parking lot.  This, in itself, is nothing noteworthy. 

She had white skin, a white tank top on, and something black against all that white made me do a double take.  I shuddered, as I realized she was using her boobs to hold her cell phone!!  It wasn't in there the narrow way, either.  The phone was in there with the display side facing outwards.

Of all the places to stick something when you need an extra hand, I have never though to put it between my boobs.  A everyone knows, they are big, but I wouldn't trust them to hold anything.

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